If God is to die, he has to be forgiven.

Didn't he have a son?
We don't talk about him.
We don't?
No, we don't.

Placebo Eden. The fruit never did anything. You just had to choose to eat it.

That's crap. You'd already decided what you thought was right or wrong. You just then held up a Get Out Of Jail Free Card and bitched that Daddy said so, so it's okay.